Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.

Dear Valentine, I have thought of you often. Not all the time, but often.

Dearest darling, how I love you. Words cannot tell how much I love you. So forget it.

I'm depressed! I'm completely depressed! I am firmly convinced that there is no one in this world who really likes me!" "So what else is new?

It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.

That stupid Charlie Brown! He had the nerve to say I'm not perfect!" "So I suppose you hit him, huh?" "Rats! I knew I forgot something!

Sometimes, when you walk by the home of the girl you love, you can see her standing by the window... She waves at you, and you wave back... But it's her grandmother.