Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

Beauty Tips - How to Look Younger: Don't be born so soon.

Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly!

I feel sorry for little babies... When a little baby is born into this cold world, he's confused! He's frightened! He needs something to cheer him up... The way I see it, as soon as a baby is born, he should be issued a banjo!

One of Beethoven's favorite dishes was macaroni and cheese. The girl I marry must be able to make good macaroni and cheese..." "How did Beethoven feel about cold cereal?

Lucy: You learn more when you lose Charlie Brown: Well then I must be the smartest person in world!!!