I feel kind of depressed today... Do you ever have the feeling that life has passed you by? Worse than that... Sometimes I think life and I are going in opposite directions!

Love is sharing your popcorn.

There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people...religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin!

Love is a letter on pink stationery.

If you're going to draw a comic strip every day, you're going to have to draw on every experience in your life.

It won't do you any good to run if you're running the wrong way. I've developed a new philosophy...I only dread one day at a time.

I'm dying and all I hear are insults!