You know, in a way, 'Dear Santa Claus' is rather stuffy... Perhaps something a little more intimate would be better... Something just a shade more friendly..." "How about 'Dear Fatty'?

Lucy was using my blanket to dry the dishes. We now have very secure dishes!

It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed. Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon! While millions of people were starving, the king lived in luxury. Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up.

Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly!

Sucking your thumb without a blanket is like eating a cone without ice cream!

Snoopy didn't start off being a Beagle. It's just that 'beagle' is a funny word.

Wouldn't it be nice if our lives were like VCRs , and we could 'fast forward' through the crummy times?