I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.

One moment, please... We interrupt our regular program to bring you this special bulletin: It's a nice day outside.

Life is full of choices, but you never get any!

There's no sense in doing a lot of barking if you don't really have anything to say.

How can I play baseball when I'm worried about foreign policy?

We used to have a dog named Snoopy, you know, a real live dog. I suppose people who love Snoopy won't like it, but we gave him away. He fought with other dogs, so we traded him in for a load of gravel.

Brothers and sisters should never be in the same family.