I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.

You know what I think my best quality is? I think I'm nice to have around. I'd hate it if I weren't around!

I have deep feelings of depression... What can I do about this?' 'Snap out of it! Five cents, please.

I think this is irresponsible preaching and very dangerous, and especially when it is slanted toward children, I think it's totally irresponsible, because I see nothing biblical that points up to our being in the last days, and I just think it's an outrageous thing to do, and a lot of people are making a living—they've been making a living for 2,000 years—preaching that we're in the last days.

There is nothing more attractive than a nice smile

You try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach!

Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything.