Schroeder, do you think love is the answer to everything?" "Boy, I hope not!

I despise those shallow religious comics. Dennis the Menace, for instance, is the most shallow. When they show him praying - I just can't stand that sort of thing, talking to God about some cutesy thing that he'd done during the day. I don't think Hank Ketcham has any deep knowledge of things like that.

It always looks darkest just before it gets totally black.

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.

Wouldn't it be nice if our lives were like VCRs , and we could 'fast forward' through the crummy times?

In life, it's not where you go, it's who you travel with.

No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.