How can I play baseball when I'm worried about foreign policy?

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

Sometimes, when you're really depressed, all you want to do is nothing. All you want to do is lean your head on your arm, and stare into space. Sometimes this can go on for hours. If you're unusually depressed, you may have to change arms.

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

No matter what anyone says, it's much worse to be unloved than it is to be lost in the woods." "Sometimes, I think you've been lost in the woods all your life, Charlie Brown.

The secret to speed-reading is moving your lips faster.

Why me, lord? Don't answer that!