How can I play baseball when I'm worried about foreign policy?

Linus: It was a short summer, Charlie Brown. Charlie Brown: And it looks like it's gonna be a looong winter.

If I were a better artist, I'd be a painter, and if I were a better writer, I'd write books.. but I'm not, so I draw cartoons!

Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.

LINUS: Where are you going for Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown? CHARLIE: My father, my mother, Sally, and I are all going to my grandmothers for dinner. SALLY: Do you want to come too, Linus? We can hold hands under the table. LINUS: BLECH!

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything.