Love is a letter on pink stationery.

Sometimes you lie in bed at night, and you don't have a single thing to worry about...That always worries me!

It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy

Can't you see me as king of the Hereford ranchers, Lucy?" "Oh, I can see you, all right... I can see you riding out on your beautiful palomino checking the herd... There you sit, silhouetted against the evening sky... Sucking your thumb and holding that stupid blanket!

The term that best describes me now is 'secular humanist.'

LINUS: Where are you going for Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown? CHARLIE: My father, my mother, Sally, and I are all going to my grandmothers for dinner. SALLY: Do you want to come too, Linus? We can hold hands under the table. LINUS: BLECH!

The early bird gets the worm but the late bird doesn't even get the late worm.