Beauty Tips - How to Look Younger: Don't be born so soon.

Why is it that you don't love me?" "Sometimes I wish I knew..." "Don't anybody tell him!!

How can I play baseball when I'm worried about foreign policy?

Dear IRS, I am writing to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list.

In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back.

Lucy: You learn more when you lose Charlie Brown: Well then I must be the smartest person in world!!!

Empty?! You took all the cookies!" "They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know!