Beauty Tips - How to Look Younger: Don't be born so soon.

Going to our school is an education in itself which is not to be confused with actually getting an education.

Every night it's the same... I have supper in my red dish and drinking water in my yellow dish... Tonight I think I'll have my supper in the yellow dish and my drinking water in the red dish. Life is too short not to live it up a little!

One moment, please... We interrupt our regular program to bring you this special bulletin: It's a nice day outside.

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.

Life is like a game, Charlie Brown... Sometimes you win... Sometimes you lose." "I'll be happy if I just make the playoffs.

Five hundred years from now, who'll know the difference?!