Life is full of choices, but you never get any!

A tragic life is romantic when it happens to somebody else.

Schroeder, do you think love is the answer to everything?" "Boy, I hope not!

I've always been criticized, right from the beginning! Right from the very first day I was born... They said I wasn't right for the part!

I want to know about life! I want some real answers..." "Five." "Five?!" "I thought that was a pretty good answer!

Here I am flying high over enemy lines in my Sopwith Camel searching for the Red Baron. Who's that behind me? It's the Red Baron! He has me in his sights! Give my regards to Broadway.

Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you.