Life is full of choices, but you never get any!

A bean bag is a perfect place to sulk. You can sink way down deep, and sulk for hours... You only have to stick your head up once in a while... to see if anybody cares.

How can we lose when we're so sincere?

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

I want to know about life! I want some real answers..." "Five." "Five?!" "I thought that was a pretty good answer!

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

I've always been criticized, right from the beginning! Right from the very first day I was born... They said I wasn't right for the part!