Snoopy didn't start off being a Beagle. It's just that 'beagle' is a funny word.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

You can't survive by sucking the juice from a wet mitten.

There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.

What if everyone in the whole world suddenly decided to run away from his problems?" "Well, at least we'd all be running in the same direction!

Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.

If I stand here, I can see the Little Red Haired girl when she comes out of her house... Of course, if she sees me peeking around this tree, she'll think I'm the dumbest person in the world... But if I don't peek around the tree, I'll never see her... Which means I probably AM the dumbest person in the world... which explains why I'm standing in a batch of poison oak.