Life is like a game, Charlie Brown... Sometimes you win... Sometimes you lose." "I'll be happy if I just make the playoffs.

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.

When you die, are you ever allowed to come back?" "Only if you had your hand stamped.

Why is it that you don't love me?" "Sometimes I wish I knew..." "Don't anybody tell him!!

Sometimes you lie in bed at night, and you don't have a single thing to worry about...That always worries me!

Love is sharing your popcorn.

All of earth's creatures have, hidden within their beings, a wild uncontrollable urge to punt!