All is well... That's my new philosophy.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

How is the birdhouse coming along, Charlie Brown?" "Well, I'm a lousy carpenter, I can't nail straight, I can't saw straight and I always split the wood... I'm nervous, I lack confidence, I'm stupid, I have poor taste and absolutely no sense of design... So, all things considered, it's coming along okay!

Beethoven can't really be great because his picture isn't on a bubble gum card.

Travel tips: How to avoid carsickness, seasickness and airsickness... Be careful what you eat. And stay home.

Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.