Valentine, just a few words to tell you how I love you. I have loved you since the first day I saw you. Whenever that was.
Nobody remembers who came in second.
Why me, lord? Don't answer that!
There's no sense in doing a lot of barking if you don't really have anything to say.
The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything.
Sometimes, when you're really depressed, all you want to do is nothing. All you want to do is lean your head on your arm, and stare into space. Sometimes this can go on for hours. If you're unusually depressed, you may have to change arms.