All is well... That's my new philosophy.

Bob Dylan will be thirty years old this month..." "That's the most depressing thing I've ever heard.

How is the birdhouse coming along, Charlie Brown?" "Well, I'm a lousy carpenter, I can't nail straight, I can't saw straight and I always split the wood... I'm nervous, I lack confidence, I'm stupid, I have poor taste and absolutely no sense of design... So, all things considered, it's coming along okay!

Security is a thumb and a blanket. Happiness is a warm puppy.

If life were a camera, I'd have the lens cap on.

Dear Great Pumpkin, Halloween is now only a few days away. Children all over the world await you coming. When you rise out of the pumpkin patch that night, please remember I am your most loyal follower. Have a nice trip. Don't forget to take out flight insurance.

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.