Those dreams I have at night are going to drive me crazy. Last night I dreamed that little red-haired girl and I were eating lunch together... But she's gone... She's moved away, and I don't know where she lives, and she doesn't know I even exist, and I'll never see her again... And... I wish men cried.

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

Beethoven can't really be great because his picture isn't on a bubble gum card.

I feel kind of depressed today... Do you ever have the feeling that life has passed you by? Worse than that... Sometimes I think life and I are going in opposite directions!

I'm depressed! I'm completely depressed! I am firmly convinced that there is no one in this world who really likes me!" "So what else is new?

Schroeder, do you think love is the answer to everything?" "Boy, I hope not!

It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.