Those dreams I have at night are going to drive me crazy. Last night I dreamed that little red-haired girl and I were eating lunch together... But she's gone... She's moved away, and I don't know where she lives, and she doesn't know I even exist, and I'll never see her again... And... I wish men cried.

Dear IRS, I am writing to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list.

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.

Cartooning really is just designing.

You know what I think my best quality is? I think I'm nice to have around. I'd hate it if I weren't around!

Dear Sweetheart, do you ever think of me? Just the other day I was thinking of you. I'm pretty sure it was you.

Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie Brownest.