Those dreams I have at night are going to drive me crazy. Last night I dreamed that little red-haired girl and I were eating lunch together... But she's gone... She's moved away, and I don't know where she lives, and she doesn't know I even exist, and I'll never see her again... And... I wish men cried.

The hand that controls the supper dish rules the world!

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

We used to have a dog named Snoopy, you know, a real live dog. I suppose people who love Snoopy won't like it, but we gave him away. He fought with other dogs, so we traded him in for a load of gravel.

For one brief moment victory was within our grasp!" "And then the game started!

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.

Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly!