Dear Valentine, I have thought of you often. Not all the time, but often.

No problem is too big to run away from.

You know what Oscar Wilde said, ma'am? He said, "nothing that is worth knowing can be taught". Nothing personal, ma'am... Carry on.

A bean bag is a perfect place to sulk. You can sink way down deep, and sulk for hours... You only have to stick your head up once in a while... to see if anybody cares.

Years are like candy bars... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter.

One night I was sitting listening to some Hank Williams songs - and they'll change your life in a hurry.

I love people; it's mankind I can't stand.