Today is my grandfather's birthday." "How old is he?" "Sixty-three. It's hard to believe he was once a human being.

I have deep feelings of depression... What can I do about this?' 'Snap out of it! Five cents, please.

The only thing I ever wanted to be was a cartoonist. That's my Life. DRAWING.

Years are like candy bars... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter.

I enjoy looking at your face... Whenever I look at your face, a question always comes to my mind... Will man ever succeed in reaching the moon?

There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people...religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin!

That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food.