Today is my grandfather's birthday." "How old is he?" "Sixty-three. It's hard to believe he was once a human being.

There's no sense in doing a lot of barking if you don't really have anything to say.

I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities!

Lucy: Do you think you have Pantophobia, Charlie Brown? Charlie: I don't know, what is pantophobia? Lucy: The fear of Everything. Charlie: THAT'S IT!!!

I love people; it's mankind I can't stand.

People shouldn't be embarrassed just because they get caught acting a little silly.

I think I'll go over and introduce myself to that little red-haired girl. I think I'll introduce myself, and then ask her to come over and sit next to me. I think I'll ask her to sit next to me here, and then I think I'll tell her how much I've always admired her... I think I'll flap my arms, and fly to the moon.