Today is my grandfather's birthday." "How old is he?" "Sixty-three. It's hard to believe he was once a human being.

Can't you see me as king of the Hereford ranchers, Lucy?" "Oh, I can see you, all right... I can see you riding out on your beautiful palomino checking the herd... There you sit, silhouetted against the evening sky... Sucking your thumb and holding that stupid blanket!

Snoopy didn't start off being a Beagle. It's just that 'beagle' is a funny word.

Do what is absolutely you and nobody else.

It always looks darkest just before it gets totally black.

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.

How can I play baseball when I'm worried about foreign policy?