Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.

I proved to you that psychiatry is an exact science!" "An exact science?!" "Yes, you owe me exactly one hundred and forty-three dollars!

You know what Oscar Wilde said, ma'am? He said, "nothing that is worth knowing can be taught". Nothing personal, ma'am... Carry on.

Charlie Brown: "Life is just too much for me... I've been confused right from the day I was born... I think the whole trouble is that we're thrown into life too fast... We're not really prepared..." Linus: "What did you want... A chance to warm up first?"

Love is sharing your popcorn.

Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.

I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities!