Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

Sometimes I feel that life has passed me by... Do you ever feel that way, Charlie Brown?" "I feel that it has knocked me down and walked all over me!

Today is my grandfather's birthday." "How old is he?" "Sixty-three. It's hard to believe he was once a human being.

A watched supper dish never fills!

All of earth's creatures have, hidden within their beings, a wild uncontrollable urge to punt!