I think I'll go over and introduce myself to that little red-haired girl. I think I'll introduce myself, and then ask her to come over and sit next to me. I think I'll ask her to sit next to me here, and then I think I'll tell her how much I've always admired her... I think I'll flap my arms, and fly to the moon.

How can we lose when we're so sincere?

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie Brownest.

Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.

Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly!

How can I play baseball when I'm worried about foreign policy?