Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Snoopy (musing on his rooftop): Good Grief! Is it November already? My life is going by too fast. I think someone pushed the "Fast Forward" button.

A glacier will frequently move forward one foot while retreating three feet... Which reminds me a lot of myself!

Linus: What would you say you want most out of life, Charlie Brown? To be happy? CB: Oh, no. I don't expect that. I really don't. I just don't want to be unhappy!

It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed. Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon! While millions of people were starving, the king lived in luxury. Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.