Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Goodbys always make my throat hurt... I need more hellos.

No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor.

Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.

That stupid Charlie Brown! He had the nerve to say I'm not perfect!" "So I suppose you hit him, huh?" "Rats! I knew I forgot something!

Dearest darling, how I love you. Words cannot tell how much I love you. So forget it.

Cartooning really is just designing.