Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

It is difficult to talk about what I do, because I do it so I don't have to talk about it.

I never seem to know what's going on... Right from the very start, my life has been strange. I think I know what happened... I must have missed all the rehearsals.

On a beautiful day like this it would be best to stay in bed so you wouldn't get up and spoil it!

I love people; it's mankind I can't stand.

Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.

I guess babysitters are like used cars... You never really know what you're getting.