Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Going to our school is an education in itself which is not to be confused with actually getting an education.

I love people; it's mankind I can't stand.

We used to have a dog named Snoopy, you know, a real live dog. I suppose people who love Snoopy won't like it, but we gave him away. He fought with other dogs, so we traded him in for a load of gravel.

The only thing I ever wanted to be was a cartoonist. That's my Life. DRAWING.

I feel sorry for little babies... When a little baby is born into this cold world, he's confused! He's frightened! He needs something to cheer him up... The way I see it, as soon as a baby is born, he should be issued a banjo!

The early bird gets the worm but the late bird doesn't even get the late worm.