Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Love is not knowing what you're talking about.

Nobody gave me what I wanted for my birthday! Nobody! What sort of presents do you call these? New shoes, a green sweater and a bunch of stupid toys!" "What were you expecting?" "Real estate!

In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back.

No matter what anyone says, it's much worse to be unloved than it is to be lost in the woods." "Sometimes, I think you've been lost in the woods all your life, Charlie Brown.

Aren't the clouds beautiful? I could just lie here all day, and watch them drift by.

It's a mistake to try to avoid the unpleasant things in life... But I'm beginning to consider it.