Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

If you can't beat 'em, cooperate 'em to death!

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

That stupid Charlie Brown! He had the nerve to say I'm not perfect!" "So I suppose you hit him, huh?" "Rats! I knew I forgot something!

I don't think God wants to be worshiped. I think the only pure worship of God is by loving one another, and I think all other forms of worship became a substitute for the love that we should show one another.

For a nothing, Charlie Brown, you're really something!