I feel sorry for little babies... When a little baby is born into this cold world, he's confused! He's frightened! He needs something to cheer him up... The way I see it, as soon as a baby is born, he should be issued a banjo!

You know what I think my best quality is? I think I'm nice to have around. I'd hate it if I weren't around!

There is no greater burden than great potential.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

How is the birdhouse coming along, Charlie Brown?" "Well, I'm a lousy carpenter, I can't nail straight, I can't saw straight and I always split the wood... I'm nervous, I lack confidence, I'm stupid, I have poor taste and absolutely no sense of design... So, all things considered, it's coming along okay!

Cartooning will destroy you; it will break your heart.

It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.