Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.

There is no greater burden than great potential.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.

No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor.

Why is it that you don't love me?" "Sometimes I wish I knew..." "Don't anybody tell him!!

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

A glacier will frequently move forward one foot while retreating three feet... Which reminds me a lot of myself!