A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.

Beauty Tips - How to Look Younger: Don't be born so soon.

Dear Sweetheart, do you ever think of me? Just the other day I was thinking of you. I'm pretty sure it was you.

Mom put a note in my lunch again, I see... Dear son, I hope you will study hard in summer school... Do not look upon it as a punishment, but rather as a privilege... We are very proud of you, and want you to have a good education. This note will self-destruct in five seconds.

Snoopy: So this is the last day of the year. Another complete year gone by and what have I accomplished this year that I haven't accomplished every other year? Nothing! (He smiles.) How consistent can you get?

I'm dying and all I hear are insults!

Sometimes I wonder how you can stand being just a dog..." "You play with the cards you're dealt... Whatever that means.