Years are like candy bars... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter.

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

What if everyone in the whole world suddenly decided to run away from his problems?" "Well, at least we'd all be running in the same direction!

I gave up trying to understand people long ago. Now I let them try to understand me!

Why is it that you don't love me?" "Sometimes I wish I knew..." "Don't anybody tell him!!

Charlie Brown got hit with a line-drive!" "Does anyone here know anything about first-aid?" "It's probably not serious... Second or third-aid will do.

Sometimes, when you're really depressed, all you want to do is nothing. All you want to do is lean your head on your arm, and stare into space. Sometimes this can go on for hours. If you're unusually depressed, you may have to change arms.