If I stand here, I can see the Little Red Haired girl when she comes out of her house... Of course, if she sees me peeking around this tree, she'll think I'm the dumbest person in the world... But if I don't peek around the tree, I'll never see her... Which means I probably AM the dumbest person in the world... which explains why I'm standing in a batch of poison oak.

Why can't we get all the people together in the world that we really like and then just stay together? I guess that wouldn't work. Someone would leave. Someone always leaves. Then we would have to say good-bye. I hate good-byes. I know what I need. I need more hellos.

It always looks darkest just before it gets totally black.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

I've learned all I need to know to live under a bed.

One night I was sitting listening to some Hank Williams songs - and they'll change your life in a hurry.