The best theology is probably no theology; just love one another.

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly a scream pierced the air'. . . . Good writing takes enormous concentration.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

I've tried to be a better person... I've tried, and tried and tried! You know how hard I've tried! Tell me how I've tried..." "Nice try... Five cents, please!

Travel tips: How to avoid carsickness, seasickness and airsickness... Be careful what you eat. And stay home.

I fall in love with any girl who smells of library paste.