The best theology is probably no theology; just love one another.

A glacier will frequently move forward one foot while retreating three feet... Which reminds me a lot of myself!

Snoopy didn't start off being a Beagle. It's just that 'beagle' is a funny word.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

The secret to speed-reading is moving your lips faster.

Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you.

Though her husband often went on business trips, she hated to be left alone. "I've solved your problem," he said. "I've bought you a St. Bernard. Its name is Great Reluctance. Now, when I go away, you shall know that I am leaving you with Great Reluctance!" She hit him with a waffle iron.