The best theology is probably no theology; just love one another.

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

How is the birdhouse coming along, Charlie Brown?" "Well, I'm a lousy carpenter, I can't nail straight, I can't saw straight and I always split the wood... I'm nervous, I lack confidence, I'm stupid, I have poor taste and absolutely no sense of design... So, all things considered, it's coming along okay!

The early bird gets the worm but the late bird doesn't even get the late worm.

Lucy: You learn more when you lose Charlie Brown: Well then I must be the smartest person in world!!!

I feel sorry for little babies... When a little baby is born into this cold world, he's confused! He's frightened! He needs something to cheer him up... The way I see it, as soon as a baby is born, he should be issued a banjo!

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.