The best theology is probably no theology; just love one another.

Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.

Why me, lord? Don't answer that!

Goodbys always make my throat hurt... I need more hellos.

One night I was sitting listening to some Hank Williams songs - and they'll change your life in a hurry.

What if everyone in the whole world suddenly decided to run away from his problems?" "Well, at least we'd all be running in the same direction!

Every night it's the same... I have supper in my red dish and drinking water in my yellow dish... Tonight I think I'll have my supper in the yellow dish and my drinking water in the red dish. Life is too short not to live it up a little!