Can't you see me as king of the Hereford ranchers, Lucy?" "Oh, I can see you, all right... I can see you riding out on your beautiful palomino checking the herd... There you sit, silhouetted against the evening sky... Sucking your thumb and holding that stupid blanket!

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Lucy: Our teacher wants us to write an essay on praying. Charlie Brown: Praying is important when you wake up at two o'clock in the morning feeling sick from eating something dumb the day before. Lucy: I'll just say we were out of town and I didn't have time to write anything.

Have you ever known anyone who was happy? And was still in his right mind, I mean.

What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?

You can't survive by sucking the juice from a wet mitten.

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.