What's the sense in having an eclipse if you can't look at it? Somebody in production sure slipped up this time!

Some days, a beautiful sunset with your best friend can be one of the most peaceful and relaxing mediations of the day.

There is no greater burden than great potential.

The secret to speed-reading is moving your lips faster.

I love America. It's Americans I can't stand.

Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.

Sometimes, when you walk by the home of the girl you love, you can see her standing by the window... She waves at you, and you wave back... But it's her grandmother.