Love is not knowing what you're talking about.

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

I think anybody who is writing finds he puts a little bit of himself in all of the characters, at least in this kind of a strip. It's the only way that you can survive when you have to do something every day. You have to put yourself, all of your thoughts, all of your observations and everything you know into the strip.

How can I play baseball when I'm worried about foreign policy?

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?" ...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay.