I fall in love with any girl who smells of library paste.

I've always been criticized, right from the beginning! Right from the very first day I was born... They said I wasn't right for the part!

I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities!

When no one loves you, you have to pretend that everyone loves you.

There sure are a lot of these 'instant' products on the market. Instant coffee, instant tea, instant pudding, instant cereal... instant dislike.

Linus: Nothing goes on forever. All good things must come to an end... Charlie: When do the good things start?

Snoopy: So this is the last day of the year. Another complete year gone by and what have I accomplished this year that I haven't accomplished every other year? Nothing! (He smiles.) How consistent can you get?