It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.

I don't know the meaning of life. I don't know why we are here. I think life is full of anxieties and fears and tears. It has a lot of grief in it, and it can be very grim. And I do not want to be the one who tries to tell somebody else what life is all about. To me it's a complete mystery.

I guess babysitters are like used cars... You never really know what you're getting.

Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything.

The rain washed away my pitcher's mound... I'm a pitcher without a mound... I'm a lost soul... I'm like a politician out of office." "Or a sailor without an ocean..." "Or a boy without a girl.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

How can we lose when we're so sincere?