Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.

How is the birdhouse coming along, Charlie Brown?" "Well, I'm a lousy carpenter, I can't nail straight, I can't saw straight and I always split the wood... I'm nervous, I lack confidence, I'm stupid, I have poor taste and absolutely no sense of design... So, all things considered, it's coming along okay!

One night I was sitting listening to some Hank Williams songs - and they'll change your life in a hurry.

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.

Well, I know about loneliness. I won't talk about it, but I was very lonely after the war. I know what it feels like to spend a whole weekend all by yourself and no one wants you at all.

You try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach!

I want to know about life! I want some real answers..." "Five." "Five?!" "I thought that was a pretty good answer!