Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.

You can't write a term paper before breakfast.

Schroeder, do you think I'm beautiful?" "I think you're the most beautiful girl the world has ever known..." "You hate me, don't you?

I think anybody who is writing finds he puts a little bit of himself in all of the characters, at least in this kind of a strip. It's the only way that you can survive when you have to do something every day. You have to put yourself, all of your thoughts, all of your observations and everything you know into the strip.

One moment, please... We interrupt our regular program to bring you this special bulletin: It's a nice day outside.

Christmas is a box of tree ornaments that have become part of the family.