Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Dear Valentine, I love you. Whoever you are.
Why can't we get all the people together in the world that we really like and then just stay together? I guess that wouldn't work. Someone would leave. Someone always leaves. Then we would have to say good-bye. I hate good-byes. I know what I need. I need more hellos.
The hand that controls the supper dish rules the world!
The world is filled with unmarried marriage counselors.
There is no heavier burden than an unfulfilled potential.