Humor is proof that everything is going to be all right with God nevertheless.
Beethoven can't really be great because his picture isn't on a bubble gum card.
Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.
Wouldn't it be nice if our lives were like VCRs , and we could 'fast forward' through the crummy times?
I feel sorry for little babies... When a little baby is born into this cold world, he's confused! He's frightened! He needs something to cheer him up... The way I see it, as soon as a baby is born, he should be issued a banjo!
I have deep feelings of depression... What can I do about this?' 'Snap out of it! Five cents, please.