It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.

I come from a long line of generations!

It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed. Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon! While millions of people were starving, the king lived in luxury. Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up.

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.

No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor.

Love is sharing your popcorn.

Security is a thumb and a blanket. Happiness is a warm puppy.