It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.

Here I am flying high over enemy lines in my Sopwith Camel searching for the Red Baron. Who's that behind me? It's the Red Baron! He has me in his sights! Give my regards to Broadway.

There's no sense in doing a lot of barking if you don't really have anything to say.

There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people...religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin!

I've been thinking... Maybe you're a mockingbird... Mockingbirds imitate the songs of other birds... No, I've never heard of any copyright problems.

Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere. He's gotta pick this one. He's got to. I don't see how a pumpkin patch can be more sincere than this one. You can look around and there's not a sign of hypocrisy. Nothing but sincerity as far as the eye can see.

Sucking your thumb without a blanket is like eating a cone without ice cream!