My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?

I want to know about life! I want some real answers..." "Five." "Five?!" "I thought that was a pretty good answer!

A good education is the next best thing to a pushy mother.

What's this? That little red-haired girl dropped her pencil... Gee... It's got teeth marks all over it... She nibbles her pencil... She's human!

There's no sense in doing a lot of barking if you don't really have anything to say.

When you die, are you ever allowed to come back?" "Only if you had your hand stamped.

Do you have your own room, Charlie Brown?" "Oh, yes... I have a very nice room." "I hope you realize that you won't always have your own room... Someday you'll get drafted or something, and you'll have to leave your room forever!" "Why do you tell me things like that?" "It's on a list I've made up for you... I call it, Things You Might As Well Know!