My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?

There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.

I love America. It's Americans I can't stand.

Sometimes I wonder how you can stand being just a dog..." "You play with the cards you're dealt... Whatever that means.

Bob Dylan will be thirty years old this month..." "That's the most depressing thing I've ever heard.

You know what Oscar Wilde said, ma'am? He said, "nothing that is worth knowing can be taught". Nothing personal, ma'am... Carry on.

The crabby little girls of today are the crabby old women of tomorrow!