What happened to fun?" "Our insurance doesn't cover it!

I think I'll go over and introduce myself to that little red-haired girl. I think I'll introduce myself, and then ask her to come over and sit next to me. I think I'll ask her to sit next to me here, and then I think I'll tell her how much I've always admired her... I think I'll flap my arms, and fly to the moon.

Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly!

Life is like a game, Charlie Brown... Sometimes you win... Sometimes you lose." "I'll be happy if I just make the playoffs.

Snoopy (musing on his rooftop): Good Grief! Is it November already? My life is going by too fast. I think someone pushed the "Fast Forward" button.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

If life were a camera, I'd have the lens cap on.