What happened to fun?" "Our insurance doesn't cover it!

There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people...religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin!

Cartooning really is just designing.

Love makes you do strange things.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and wonder if my life would be different if I had to do it over... Then a voice comes to me out of the dark that says, "boy, there's an original thought!

My mind reels with sarcastic replies.

When they [visitors to his studio:] learn about the six-week daily-strip deadline and the 12-week Sunday-page deadline, a visitor almost never fails to remark: "Gee, you could work real hard, couldn't you, and get several months ahead and then take the time off?" Being, as I said, a slow learner, it took me until last year to realize what an odd statement that really is. You don't work all of your life to do something so you don't have to do it.