That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.

When you die, are you ever allowed to come back?" "Only if you had your hand stamped.

Christmas is a box of tree ornaments that have become part of the family.

You know, in a way, 'Dear Santa Claus' is rather stuffy... Perhaps something a little more intimate would be better... Something just a shade more friendly..." "How about 'Dear Fatty'?

Valentine, just a few words to tell you how I love you. I have loved you since the first day I saw you. Whenever that was.

One of Beethoven's favorite dishes was macaroni and cheese. The girl I marry must be able to make good macaroni and cheese..." "How did Beethoven feel about cold cereal?

All you require is adore. But just a little chocolate at times will not damage.