That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.

Your stupidity is appalling!" "Most stupidity is!

Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Can't you see me as king of the Hereford ranchers, Lucy?" "Oh, I can see you, all right... I can see you riding out on your beautiful palomino checking the herd... There you sit, silhouetted against the evening sky... Sucking your thumb and holding that stupid blanket!

Beauty Tips - How to Look Younger: Don't be born so soon.