Cartooning really is just designing.

Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don't forget to fasten your seat belt.

I feel sorry for little babies... When a little baby is born into this cold world, he's confused! He's frightened! He needs something to cheer him up... The way I see it, as soon as a baby is born, he should be issued a banjo!

I have deep feelings of depression... What can I do about this?' 'Snap out of it! Five cents, please.

Sometimes I feel that life has passed me by... Do you ever feel that way, Charlie Brown?" "I feel that it has knocked me down and walked all over me!

It won't do you any good to run if you're running the wrong way. I've developed a new philosophy...I only dread one day at a time.

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.