I want to know about life! I want some real answers..." "Five." "Five?!" "I thought that was a pretty good answer!

Snoopy didn't start off being a Beagle. It's just that 'beagle' is a funny word.

I gave up trying to understand people long ago. Now I let them try to understand me!

Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?" ...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay.

No matter what anyone says, it's much worse to be unloved than it is to be lost in the woods." "Sometimes, I think you've been lost in the woods all your life, Charlie Brown.

I've always been criticized, right from the beginning! Right from the very first day I was born... They said I wasn't right for the part!

All I wanted to do was be a hero... But do I ever get to be a hero? All I ever get to be is the stupid goat!" "Don't be discouraged, Charlie Brown... In this life we live, there are always some bitter pills to be swallowed..." "If it's all the same with you, I'd rather not renew my perscription!