No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor.

No problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from!

There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people...religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin!

There is no heavier burden than an unfulfilled potential.

This is my report on how to live... They say the best way is just to live one day at a time... If you try to live seven days at a time, the week will be over before you know it.

Love is letting him win even though you know you could slaughter him.

It is difficult to talk about what I do, because I do it so I don't have to talk about it.