No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor.

I have deep feelings of depression... What can I do about this?' 'Snap out of it! Five cents, please.

Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.

What's that?" "It looks like something from Linus... It is! He sent me a little birch-bark canoe from camp! He said he made it himself... Sometimes I think I don't deserve a nice brother like Linus..." "I have often thought the same thing." "Dear Linus, please send me another canoe. The first one broke when I threw it at Charlie Brown.

I'm dying and all I hear are insults!

You know what I think my best quality is? I think I'm nice to have around. I'd hate it if I weren't around!

Why are you standing here, Charlie Brown?" "I'm waiting for that little red-haired girl to walk by... I'm going to say hello to her and ask her how she's enjoying her summer vacation, and just sort of talk to her... You know..." "You'll never do it, Charlie Brown... You'll panic..." "Besides that, she's already walked by!