No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor.

I've learned all I need to know to live under a bed.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.

A glacier will frequently move forward one foot while retreating three feet... Which reminds me a lot of myself!

I don't think God wants to be worshiped. I think the only pure worship of God is by loving one another, and I think all other forms of worship became a substitute for the love that we should show one another.

Snowflakes fascinate me... Millions of them falling gently to the ground... And they say that no two of them are alike! Each one completely different from all the others... The last of the rugged individualists!