No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.

Beethoven can't really be great because his picture isn't on a bubble gum card.

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

I have deep feelings of depression... What can I do about this?' 'Snap out of it! Five cents, please.

Dearest darling, how I love you. Words cannot tell how much I love you. So forget it.

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.