Lucy was using my blanket to dry the dishes. We now have very secure dishes!

One moment, please... We interrupt our regular program to bring you this special bulletin: It's a nice day outside.

Snoopy: So this is the last day of the year. Another complete year gone by and what have I accomplished this year that I haven't accomplished every other year? Nothing! (He smiles.) How consistent can you get?

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport.

I've learned all I need to know to live under a bed.

If I were a better artist, I'd be a painter, and if I were a better writer, I'd write books.. but I'm not, so I draw cartoons!

For one brief moment victory was within our grasp!" "And then the game started!