Lucy was using my blanket to dry the dishes. We now have very secure dishes!

I despise those shallow religious comics. Dennis the Menace, for instance, is the most shallow. When they show him praying - I just can't stand that sort of thing, talking to God about some cutesy thing that he'd done during the day. I don't think Hank Ketcham has any deep knowledge of things like that.

The hand that controls the supper dish rules the world!

Your stupidity is appalling!" "Most stupidity is!

If I were a better artist, I'd be a painter, and if I were a better writer, I'd write books.. but I'm not, so I draw cartoons!

In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back.

The secret to speed-reading is moving your lips faster.