Lucy was using my blanket to dry the dishes. We now have very secure dishes!

Empty?! You took all the cookies!" "They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know!

It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed. Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon! While millions of people were starving, the king lived in luxury. Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up.

Sometimes, when you're really depressed, all you want to do is nothing. All you want to do is lean your head on your arm, and stare into space. Sometimes this can go on for hours. If you're unusually depressed, you may have to change arms.

Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.

There's no sense in doing a lot of barking if you don't really have anything to say.

It won't do you any good to run if you're running the wrong way. I've developed a new philosophy...I only dread one day at a time.