Wouldn't it be nice if our lives were like VCRs , and we could 'fast forward' through the crummy times?

What if everyone in the whole world suddenly decided to run away from his problems?" "Well, at least we'd all be running in the same direction!

My mind reels with sarcastic replies.

No problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from!

Though her husband often went on business trips, she hated to be left alone. "I've solved your problem," he said. "I've bought you a St. Bernard. Its name is Great Reluctance. Now, when I go away, you shall know that I am leaving you with Great Reluctance!" She hit him with a waffle iron.

Goodbys always make my throat hurt... I need more hellos.

On a beautiful day like this it would be best to stay in bed so you wouldn't get up and spoil it!