Why is it that you don't love me?" "Sometimes I wish I knew..." "Don't anybody tell him!!
Beethoven can't really be great because his picture isn't on a bubble gum card.
That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.
Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.
Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don't forget to fasten your seat belt.
You know what Oscar Wilde said, ma'am? He said, "nothing that is worth knowing can be taught". Nothing personal, ma'am... Carry on.