It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.
One of Beethoven's favorite dishes was macaroni and cheese. The girl I marry must be able to make good macaroni and cheese..." "How did Beethoven feel about cold cereal?
I love humanity, it's people I don't like.
Why is it that you don't love me?" "Sometimes I wish I knew..." "Don't anybody tell him!!
There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
I have observed that whenever you try to hit somebody, there is a tendency for them to try to hit you back.