Dear Valentine, I love you. Whoever you are.

The rain washed away my pitcher's mound... I'm a pitcher without a mound... I'm a lost soul... I'm like a politician out of office." "Or a sailor without an ocean..." "Or a boy without a girl.

Have you ever known anyone who was happy? And was still in his right mind, I mean.

I love humanity, it's people I don't like.

Friendship isn't about who you've known the longest. It's all about the friend who comes and stands by your side in bad times.

It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed. Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon! While millions of people were starving, the king lived in luxury. Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up.

I fall in love with any girl who smells of library paste.