This is my report on how to live... They say the best way is just to live one day at a time... If you try to live seven days at a time, the week will be over before you know it.

A glacier will frequently move forward one foot while retreating three feet... Which reminds me a lot of myself!

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.

Life is full of choices, but you never get any!

Love is not knowing what you're talking about.

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.