This is my report on how to live... They say the best way is just to live one day at a time... If you try to live seven days at a time, the week will be over before you know it.

Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.

Sometimes I wonder how you can stand being just a dog..." "You play with the cards you're dealt... Whatever that means.

In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

All is well... That's my new philosophy.