LINUS: Where are you going for Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown? CHARLIE: My father, my mother, Sally, and I are all going to my grandmothers for dinner. SALLY: Do you want to come too, Linus? We can hold hands under the table. LINUS: BLECH!

The crabby little girls of today are the crabby old women of tomorrow!

Happiness is loving your enemies.

Why me, lord? Don't answer that!

Love is letting him win even though you know you could slaughter him.

Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly!

I come from a long line of generations!