LINUS: Where are you going for Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown? CHARLIE: My father, my mother, Sally, and I are all going to my grandmothers for dinner. SALLY: Do you want to come too, Linus? We can hold hands under the table. LINUS: BLECH!

A glacier will frequently move forward one foot while retreating three feet... Which reminds me a lot of myself!

No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor.

Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and think about that little red-haired girl... I don't ever want to forget her face, but if I don't forget her face, I'll go crazy... How can I remember the face I can't forget? Suddenly I'm writing country western music!

Brothers and sisters should never be in the same family.

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