Love makes you do strange things.

Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don't forget to fasten your seat belt.

I feel sorry for little babies... When a little baby is born into this cold world, he's confused! He's frightened! He needs something to cheer him up... The way I see it, as soon as a baby is born, he should be issued a banjo!

When no one loves you, you have to pretend that everyone loves you.

On a beautiful day like this it would be best to stay in bed so you wouldn't get up and spoil it!

Valentine, just a few words to tell you how I love you. I have loved you since the first day I saw you. Whenever that was.

The rain washed away my pitcher's mound... I'm a pitcher without a mound... I'm a lost soul... I'm like a politician out of office." "Or a sailor without an ocean..." "Or a boy without a girl.