Love makes you do strange things.

I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities!

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.

Friendship isn't about who you've known the longest. It's all about the friend who comes and stands by your side in bad times.

I just don't know how to write a love letter. What can you say to a girl that shows you really like her?" "How about, enclosed please find a cookie?

Security is a thumb and a blanket. Happiness is a warm puppy.

Sometimes I lie awake at night thinking about all the dumb things I do every day... If I live to be eighty and I do ten dumb things each day... That would be about two hundred and ninety thousand dumb things... When you add up all the dumb things you do, it's best to use round figures.