Love makes you do strange things.

One night I was sitting listening to some Hank Williams songs - and they'll change your life in a hurry.

That stupid Charlie Brown! He had the nerve to say I'm not perfect!" "So I suppose you hit him, huh?" "Rats! I knew I forgot something!

I was jumping rope. Everything was fine. And then suddenly everything seemed so futile.

I've learned all I need to know to live under a bed.

There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people...religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin!

Never, ever, ever give up.