Love makes you do strange things.

You know what I think my best quality is? I think I'm nice to have around. I'd hate it if I weren't around!

Well, I know about loneliness. I won't talk about it, but I was very lonely after the war. I know what it feels like to spend a whole weekend all by yourself and no one wants you at all.

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

Sometimes I lie awake at night thinking about all the dumb things I do every day... If I live to be eighty and I do ten dumb things each day... That would be about two hundred and ninety thousand dumb things... When you add up all the dumb things you do, it's best to use round figures.

Happiness is loving your enemies.

Happiness is a sad song.