The rain washed away my pitcher's mound... I'm a pitcher without a mound... I'm a lost soul... I'm like a politician out of office." "Or a sailor without an ocean..." "Or a boy without a girl.

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

I have deep feelings of depression... What can I do about this?' 'Snap out of it! Five cents, please.

I can hear my heart beating. I can hear my stomach growling. I can hear my teeth grinding and my joints creaking. My body's so noisy, I can't sleep.

A glacier will frequently move forward one foot while retreating three feet... Which reminds me a lot of myself!

Love makes you do strange things.

Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie Brownest.