Love is letting him win even though you know you could slaughter him.

It won't do you any good to run if you're running the wrong way. I've developed a new philosophy...I only dread one day at a time.

That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food.

Happiness is a sad song.

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.

There sure are a lot of these 'instant' products on the market. Instant coffee, instant tea, instant pudding, instant cereal... instant dislike.

Lucy: Do you think you have Pantophobia, Charlie Brown? Charlie: I don't know, what is pantophobia? Lucy: The fear of Everything. Charlie: THAT'S IT!!!