Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?" ...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay.

Life is too short not to live it up a little!

When you die, are you ever allowed to come back?" "Only if you had your hand stamped.

Dear Valentine, I love you. Whoever you are.

In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back.

Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly!

You know what I think my best quality is? I think I'm nice to have around. I'd hate it if I weren't around!