Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?" ...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay.

Cartooning will destroy you; it will break your heart.

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.

What if everyone in the whole world suddenly decided to run away from his problems?" "Well, at least we'd all be running in the same direction!

Dear Sweetheart, do you ever think of me? Just the other day I was thinking of you. I'm pretty sure it was you.

All you require is adore. But just a little chocolate at times will not damage.

Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.