Linus: What would you say you want most out of life, Charlie Brown? To be happy? CB: Oh, no. I don't expect that. I really don't. I just don't want to be unhappy!

There sure are a lot of these 'instant' products on the market. Instant coffee, instant tea, instant pudding, instant cereal... instant dislike.

All is well... That's my new philosophy.

The world is filled with unmarried marriage counselors.

Lucy was using my blanket to dry the dishes. We now have very secure dishes!

Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?" ...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay.

There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people...religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin!