Linus: What would you say you want most out of life, Charlie Brown? To be happy? CB: Oh, no. I don't expect that. I really don't. I just don't want to be unhappy!

What's the sense in having an eclipse if you can't look at it? Somebody in production sure slipped up this time!

What happened to fun?" "Our insurance doesn't cover it!

Don't be a leaf... Be a tree!

I have observed that whenever you try to hit somebody, there is a tendency for them to try to hit you back.

I think I'm afraid of being happy because whenever I get too happy something bad always happens.

A beep on the nose is a sign of great affection.